Real life parenting book title ideas.

“What smells like piss?… Oh it’s me” “I’m not changing you again. Its going to stain anyway” “Don’t hit mummy in the face with that spoon” “I never realised how innapropriate this nursery rhyme was” “No more muslins till laundry day” “Where’s your other sock?” “My razor is growing cobwebs” “I’m on the toilet!”